Insanity rules the world

2009-12-13T18:20:00.000-08:00

Yo S'up ppl...

Our blog is DEAD.... Big word... DEAD...

Reason: We're lazy

Okay ppl... exam's over and the holidays are kickin in.... Well at least for some ppl... Lois's life apparently sucks more than anyone could ever imagine.... Her mum wants her to transfer to rgs... Can you believe it??? rough man...

Now... Let's go on to me... I'll be goin back to Washington D.C before christmas s looks like i'll miss Lois's birthday party... Which is a good thing... Cos she had already prepared a freakin long list of presents she want which i won't be able to buy but can ask SOMEONE else to get it for her.... Anyways, my moving is only for a short while cos i love singapore too much(I think) so i'll be back to torture Lois though i think we may go to diff. tuition timin(which is o so sad)

Hahas..... I wrote too much i guess... Lois won't be updating cos of some family issues so yea... Let's hope it all gets resolved soon...

Peace out...

Keep flyin...

Zane

2009-10-07T01:10:00.000-07:00

Yo S'up ppl!

Sry... Lois and i have been sort of lazy... Like she flirting with Mr ahem and all....

Anyway... okay... Let's see... I'll be moving back to America next year and Lois will "miss" me Oh So Much... I HOPE... BUT ill come back next year to bully her more... PITY...

Okay... Hmmm... Exams are around the corner... some already started... Be prepared to pass/fail... Though everyone will pass except James, a.k.a the guy who names himself "asshole"( such a lame name)... He probably be staring at some random guy during the exam... Ha ha...

Okay... I guess that's all... I'll TRY to remind Lois to update.... She never ever picks up my calls... sigh... Okay! Gotta go dudes...

Peace out...

Keep flyin!

Zane(no Lois today)

2009-08-21T01:07:00.000-07:00

Hey y'all!!!!!

Lois here!!!

Today nothin much siah...

Just plain old boring drama...

Haha...

Buh-bye!
Keep flyin!

Lois/Zane

2009-08-14T03:13:00.000-07:00

Yo sup ppl

I just came back from a long huge break...

Sorry...

Lois whacked me on the head today...

And then she went on blabbing about her day in school that she wanted me to put...

Hold on peeps...

I have to type down what she wrote on fullscap... Oh yea... hers will be in purple...

LOIS:Hey guys!!!

Today after school on bus 17, my friends,whitney,annie,sharifah,june,xiu ping and isabel,were like on our way to the bus interchange and there was this big old ugly fat ass lady who told my friend as she sat down" your school is so noisy. terrible and you are a catholic school..."

And then she called someone and told them our school was lousy and should not send their kids there..... Like Wtf?! Only some are noisy right? its not as if she not noisy.... That big mouth hag tok so loud from singapore malaysia can hear!!! Dont even need microphone lor!!!!

OKkkkkkk.....

Back to me.... Next week test already.... Have not study

lol

Oh yea

Thanks Lois's friends for tellin me about.... koff koff

haha

Ok. That's all today...

Oh yea

I heard some peeps(not mentioning names) have been copyrighting our peace out sign...

have some originality!(that means you Brandon)

Keep flyin

Peace out

Zane/Lois

2009-08-05T02:33:00.000-07:00

OOPS.....

You have to "highlight" the light blue part to see the answer.. Hehe..

KK

signing out!

2009-08-05T02:11:00.000-07:00

Hey hey hey!!!

Today i got "molested" by 2 different people... One was the damn mr ahem and one was the sot one in my class... The mr ahem wanted us to get the science practical book by tomorrow and our class could not get it by tomorrow before recess. So Xiu n i went to tell mr ahem on behalf of the whole class and he pat me on the shoulder 5 times!!!!!!! That old perv!!!!!!!!! and he said i was very responsible... BLEAH!!!!!!! I wanted to shout molest! Then the sot one hugged me as in goodbye hug... God. Next time maybe she kiss me goodbye ah!!!!!!!! MUMMY!!!!!

OH YEA!!!!!!!!

Today my friend from my primary school, who has the same b day as xiu came to visit me!!!! HALLELUJAH! We talk and i asked her the damn dnt question that we were asked yeterday an she was one of the MANY who thought of it as somethin sick...

Why don't i tell you the question"when it goes in, it is hard. When it comes out, it is soft. In, out,in,out, JUICE comes out... What is it?" I know your first thing that comes into your mind is something sick.... Some of you may think it's shit... BUT it's NOT... Hehe... 5 ppl i knew guessed that but it goes in and comes out!!! Your shit can't go out and then get sucked back in!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE DON'T THINK TOO SICK!!! I KNOW WHAT YOU THINKIN LIAO...

So, try to think of the answer... And if you want to laugh go ahead... The answers right at the bottom...

NOTE: THE ANSWER IS SUGARCANE... NOT SOME SICK THING YOU'RE THINKIN.........

ok... GTG..

Peace out!!!

Xoxo

Lois/Zane

2009-08-04T01:48:00.001-07:00

WARNING TO ALL: THIS POST IS MORE ABOUT HOT GUYS ^_^

Hey Y'all!

Today was like the best school lesson so far...(except lit)

No mr ahem, no maths, and no books!

HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!

Literature was like so damn bloody borin today.

I had no freakin hell idea what the old woman said...

Haha.

Oh yea. Today at macdonalds, i was with rachel and xiu ping and this guy probably around my age, suddenly knock my chair as in use hand and when i turn to face him, he smiled and said hi...

I was like....

Do I know this dude?

But you know i only looked at him for a short period and i thought he was cute.....

BUT?

He was TOTALLY not hot at all!!!!!!!!

Like hell!!!!

He probably got the wrong person...

Hehe.

Today, in the damn train home, there was not a single hot guy! Like wtf?! No hot guy at all unless you call those uncles in the train hot.... And then i saw this cute guy in the bus But he was already in junior college!! Too much age diff... In Catholic Junior College leh!!! I may go there!!! IF i become a nerd....(no offence)

Zane taking a break...

so like haha.

Oh yea.

Those who wants Zane's email, tell me on the cbox.

I'll give it to you...

Haha.

Xoxo

Peace out!(Btw, no copyrightin this!!)

Lois/Zane^_^

2009-07-22T01:36:00.001-07:00

Yo sup ppl!

OMG

today was so damn bloody hot...

In school today....

in the canteen

me people were eating then there was this guy eating opposite us...

But apparently he didnt seem to see us....

That's when it happened.. He started digging his nose so hard like god ot could bleed..

but it DIDNT...

Instead whatever shit he took out.....

Guess where he put the shit....

It's freakin hell sick....

HE PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH!!!!

LIKE OMFG!!!

We wasted our food/money after we saw him and got too grossed out to eat...

Yucks!

Oh n i saw on the Mr ng thing, I am guessing Mrs ng is Lois???

Mr Ng is who????

Cos i know i'm like not ng...

And he must not be too tall or else Lois cant "kissing sounds" him...

LOL

okokokokok....

Lois is so goin to whack me on the head

no wonder when i called her today, she was so against the idea of me updating...

But nobody cares

Haha

Anyways buh-bye

Peace out

Zane(cant put lois or i die!!!!)

2009-07-15T02:25:00.000-07:00

OMFG!!(SRY FOR VULGARITIES...)

I forgot to sign off..

Peace out!!!

Zane/Lois

2009-07-15T02:19:00.000-07:00

Yo sup ppl!

Zane here!! I just got a very sad message that ll of you don't know me...

Sobs.Haha. Just kidding...
I got grounded by my mum not long ago..
Bitch!

Anyway,i'm Lois's friend from tuition.

She's a good gal.

Haha..

i knew her since like... 10?

don't know.

Haha.. And some of you may know my name when Lois writes is with T.A.C

It means "the asshole cheers"

Don't know what is that for anyway.. LOL.

ewww...

"My bro just showed me this gross sick picture..." Lois just sms me.. i don't think anyone wants to know though.. sry!!!

2009-07-10T03:22:00.000-07:00

Hey y'all

Zane is not on again....

So sad...

My good friend..

Sobs...

Well, anyway, today, i got pissed off and freaked out by this short and annoying teach.

He was teachin us soethin and then she--ahem, i mean he said that my friend will be called to stay back and he will deal with her....

Apparently, my friend said she was "blessed" with holy water by him...

Haha!

So then, at the end of the class, we went to disturb him la... it was the girl with holy water idea... Oh she is damn funny and life would be miserable without her...(some of you may know her)

Then when we ask him"you said you going to deal with her/me? "
Then he said someting like"If AHEM(me) say can then can...."

as in he is sayin like he is gettin permission from me to deal with my friend.....

ME!!!!! Of All PPL!! Wahhh!!!

Then when he was gone, all my friends were like "oohing" and laughin...

Thanks to ahem.... I'm their new tease toy.....

Sheesh....

Life is terrible....

Ahhh... Priscilla hasn't come to school for a long time... i wonder if she's ok...

Really hope she'll come back...

SOBS!!!

Buh-bye

Xoxo

Lois/Slackin off Zane

2009-07-07T03:14:00.000-07:00

Yo

Zane is not going to be on the blog for a while.

His mum is a total bitch he wanted me to add...

well, the point is youth day is over and the homework is swarmin in like nobodies business...

I watched transformer and it was like so much better than the first one.....

Today, this bitchy fren of mine in school just irritated me that i wanted to throw my wallet at her during reccess... But thar is not advisable cos we dun wan ppl to think its rainin money do we?

So we were queuing up at the same stall to buy food and then when we were talkin to her other friend, she kept interuptin!!! I mean yes. I also interupt.. But then she said like bad things and say that whatever we are saying is bad..

And then everytime my best friend,Xiu ping is talking, she will interupt so my friend will ask her to shut the F up! And she called my best friend a biotch aka bitch! Like WTF?! She's the real bitch...

Ok. And the "worst" thing happened to Zane...

He Fell for someone....

Not as in fall down...

As in like like someone....

He won't tell me who though.....

I don't think i know her...

That's sad... Or else i'll blog to the whole wide world!

MUAHAHAHA!!!!

Kk,gotta go!

Buh-bye!

Xoxo
Lois/Zane

2009-06-30T04:39:00.000-07:00

Ok. Since i got new skin, we won't change the size no more..

Anyway... Can you believe it? My dad just downloaded msn!!! Hallelujah!! His friends were complaining why he didn't have and ask him to download.. But sadly.. He doesn't know how to operate it...Sigh...

Ahhh!! Tomorrow dancin for me.. I think Zane is still at home being quarantined somewhere..

Now i guess it's his turn to SLACK...

I guess it's payback... Sigh...

Life is so full of surprises..

YAY!! There is a cbox!!

Zane will be shoutin with joy..

Anyway, There are new gals in class...

They are all pretty talkative..

But Xiu and i isn't close to one of them.. Not like the other two..

Those two are havin fun laughin at my stupidity.... What bad luck i have...

OH! and today, Sharifah my classmate went back early..

She made my friend promise nit to tell anyone.. But as you know... I'm a busybody...

But i'll try to stop askin.. Hehe

GTG.. BYE!!!

Xoxo

lois/Zane

2009-06-26T00:10:00.000-07:00

Oops... I just realise that my font size is damn bloody small.. I will be changin to this size..... Hope you guys can see this....

Peace out!! (again...)

Zane/Lois(but Zane is the only one online)

Lois is practically slackin off.....

2009-06-25T23:58:00.000-07:00

Hey y,all
I just freaking realise that i have'nt updated in long long long time...
Anyway, life sucks as usual.

I sat bus 3 days ago and i apparently fell asleep in the bus. When i woke up, i thought i had missed my stop and started panicking,got off the bus, and realise i was'nt even near anywhere to my house in Tampines.. Sigh.

What bad luck i have.

Guess we are going back to school with h1n1 still runnin around...

damn it. More bad luck... My sis fell sick...

We all started freakin out... And thought of lockin her up..

I guess that's all.. I'll ask Lois to help me update too...

I can't seriously be doin all the typin...

Sigh..

Peace out!

Zane/Lois

CELINE IS HERE!!

2009-05-31T20:55:00.000-07:00

YO!SUP PPL!
todae goin movie siah... stupid cousin ask me to go movie with him then in the end, he got fever and cant go... SOBS..
LOLS. Celine here. LOIS IS A BAKA. (HOW DARE YOU!!!-Btw, tis is Lois)
lols. You kinda type TWIT. Know wads that?????(.....)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA@!!!!!!!
!%#U$@#(%^@#^%#$)@$^@%^

Ok!!!! I got your point Celine1 i know you are wanting to bully me... But you are not --

DEIDARA ROCKSSSSS!!@!!!! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!@!!!( Celine is officially insane and i LOVE it-OoH-OoH -M1 thing-

anyway, yea... DAT IS MY P6 fREN...... HEHE. DOTS.
My bro is making a RUCKUS
I just LOVE her!!!! As much as i love Xiu!!! They have the same b day!! HALLELUJAH!!!
ORHKAY. This is Celine.
Lois has left the scene. LOLS!!! And now I have a feeling she is getting into trouble. .....
DIAO..
byebye!! <3

2009-05-31T02:38:00.001-07:00

Hey ppl! School's OUT!!! YAY! Don't have to go back to school.. EXCEPT for cca... AWW.... but what to do? SIGH... yesterday me watched a freakish match chelsea vs Everton.. and it practically SUCKED cos Chelsea won.. If any team was playing against Chelsea, i would support any team besides Chelsea... And no offence, YES! I despise Chelsea!!!! Theyheat.. The whole match was pretending to get injured.. They could be good actors!! Thogh school's out, exam's over.... some ppl are gettin nyaked at by their parents... I pity them... Those out there.. JY!! keep studying! Show your parents who are the ones that should nyak who! And those who did extremely well,,,, time for you to slack off!!!! (no parents are allowed to see this line!!!!!!) KK. That's all folks! Peace out!

Lois/Zane( ok. Only Zane)

2009-05-21T23:45:00.000-07:00

Yo. Sup ppl! Todae never go school... Got diarrhoea.. I guess its a good thing that i don't have to go.. Muahaha.. Ok. There is something wrong with the blogskin and i don't think i'll try constructing it any further... Umm.. Let's see... Ok. Let's start with my mum bein' overprotective of me... Once, i thought my fren's mum was protective.. now, i think my mum is... She doesn't even allow me to go for a Girls Brigade camp! Like i have never been to camp before lor! Urgh! I HATE it when she is like that.. she is so... Sry.. Vocab as bad as Scooby Doo... Lol. When will i ever be free from my family? I'm guessin, over a century...
Btw, those in st. anthony, I'm so not skinny right? Some random person i walked past told his fren " Omg! Is that girl aneraxic?"( I think that's how you spell it..) :) I was like WTF?! I was so fat! Maybe he finds himself extremely fat that's why.. LOL. KK. Bro wants to use com. now.. I goin' play Diablo.. MUAHAHA! LOL.
Xoxo
Peace out
Lois/ Zane

2009-05-21T03:18:00.000-07:00

Yo peeps. Ok... You may see some things that may not be right about me... Cos' i just started and it hasn't finish construction... Sobs... Well, the good news is that Kris won instead of that GAY Adam! Woo Hoo! Hallelujah! umm... No offence to those Adam fans.... So if those Adam fans see this, chill. And for those Kris fans, he Rocks. kk. I won't update as much.. APPARENTLY, i have to study according to my WTF mum... Well, i guess that's all..
Xoxo
Peace out!
Lois/Zane

2009-05-21T03:01:00.000-07:00

Aiyah! Today so tiring siah! Walk all the way to bedok reservoir... Even before we were half way there, we were practically whining... Sigh.. So sian leh.. You know right, i have this friend, apparently, she's the same age as us, so called "kissed" a guy.. Like WTF?! It's so obvious that she is lying! 1st of all, she is the one always saying, we are too young to have cute hot guys and now, she thinks that a guy named after a chipmunk is H-O-T! Weird lor.... (ONLY FOR XIU PING!!!)No offence Xiu!